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Funny Chat, Great Jokes, Famous Quotes, Cute Stories, Games, Funny Pictures

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Welcome to Surfer Sam and Friends Free Online Magazine. We're dishing up lots of chat, funny jokes, famous quotes and sage advice. We've also got free ecards - Surfer Cards - for you to email. So enjoy yourself here. Chill out and relax. Meet the gang. And thanks for stopping by, mate. Life's a beach!



The Booby Prize in tribute to folks with a humorous aptitude for idiocy, lunacy and inadequacy. Their funny under-achievements take the pressure off the rest of us. [more]

Shopping Hijinx Funny things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is dilly-dallying around. They'll never forget you.[more]

Airplane jokes and flying stories. Great quotes from pilots and flight attendants. Fly the funny skies of Surfer Sam. [more]

How to change the oil in your car
After 24,000 miles it's about time. Funny story from Randy Redneck. The wrench hit Miss December and flawed her bustline. [more]

Party and Joke Fest
It's the Surfer Sam Invitational and you're invited to the chat room for a wild and crazy time. [more]

The man's point of view. 49 Reasons Why The good, the bad and the funny. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.[more]

Diamond Caper. Free Online Surfer Game. Easy to play, but lots of fun. This is Paris Hilton's favorite game. [more]

Moms say the darndest things. Every day is Mother's Day. You'll smile at these jokes and quotes from moms. [more]

Every day is Father's Day. Fathers say the darndest things. You'll smile at these jokes and quotes from dads. [more]

The List. A cute story of friends. One day a teacher asked her students to list the names... [more]

Funny Money
Brandon says money is the root of all jokes. [more]

Funny Questions for the Universe. Tanya leaves no joke unturned. So, what's the speed of dark? [more]

Best Cheap San Francisco Holiday Travel Vacation. Visit San Francisco up close and personal with three friends. [more]

Free and funny Myspace graphics and funny pictures. Use in your myspace profile, your email, your blog, or just for laughs. [more]

Friends and Fun More funny stuff that won't fit on this page. Jokes, slide shows and clean funny pictures. [more]

Girls just wanna have fun. Goldie has the best jokes. Sock it to us, girl !! When the chips are down... the buffalo's empty. [more]

How to please a man. A man speaks up with his side of the story. What men want. How to improve your relationship to the max. [more]

Free Surfer Game. Polly the Psychic Parrot has free advice. Ask about love, life, stress and money. Fun and help with all your decisions. [more]

Surfer Guestbook. Meet the gang. Leave your footprints on the sands of time. [more]

A fresh pot of coffee-jokes and the amazing coffee bean game. Recharge your battery. Take a coffee break with Surfer Sam.[more]

Microsoft Jokes
Microsoft, it's always about YOU. So why did we devote a whole page to Microsoft jokes? Because nobody told us not to. No hard feelings, Mr. Softy. [more]

How to Sell Like a Champion
Secrets of Champion Sales People. 45 Tips for Successful Selling. Prospecting, contacting, the sales presentation, closing the sale. [more]

Why Diet? Just Laugh the Pounds Away
Calories, Carbs and Cravings are all out to get us. But why are you even worried about dieting? I think you're perfect just the way you are. [more]

The Good Old Days.
You'll enjoy them all over again. Looking back, it was the best of times, it was the worse of times. It was the wildest and craziest of times. And we survived it all. [more]

Your Free Horoscope Is Ready
Love, career, money, friends, relationships, life. Astrology is the language of the zodiac.[more]

Sudoku Puzzles. Free Online Game. No math required. Instructions for newbies. This is real brain food, but you CAN do it. [more]

Best Cheap Colorado Holiday Travel Vacation with Pictures. The Four Corners of the Wild West with ancient Indians, white waters, silver mines and wild animals. [more]

Free and funny Myspace graphics and funny pictures. Use in your myspace profile, your email, your blog, or just for laughs. [more]





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Cow Motorcycle
Harley Cow
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Git along little Harley.

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Funny office sign
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Oh joy, joy, joy

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this keyboard is smoking
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This keyboard is smoking.


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Funny dog
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