College Courses for Men and Women
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Part 1. College Courses in Sex Education For Men
Part 2. College Courses in Sex Education For Women


Part 1. COLLEGE COURSES FOR MEN

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage .... a TWO-YEAR DEGREE in Male Arts.

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



MEN 101... Combating Stupidity

HOME ECONOMICS 102 ...You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103... PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

HOME ECONOMICS 110... Wonderful Laundry Techniques

PSYCHOLOGY 111... Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.

SOCIOLOGY 112... Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

HOME ECONOMICS 100... Get a Life, Learn to Cook

HOME ECONOMICS 101... Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECONOMICS 001 What's Hers is Hers

MEN 120... How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong

MEN 121... Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122... YOU, the Weaker Sex

BOTANY 123... Reasons to Give Flowers

ECONOMICS 001... What Was Yours is Hers

SEX 101... You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102... Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103... How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201... How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

MEN 210... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211... How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213... Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230... Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

ENGLISH 220.. Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

HYGIENE 221... Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

GEOGRAPHY 400... Real Men Ask for Directions

SEX 223... Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

SOCIOLOGY 230... Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

HOME ECONOMICS 101... Cooking with Tofu

HOME ECONOMICS 102... Utilization of Eating Utensils

ETIQUETTE 103... Burping and Belching Discreetly

SOCIOLOGY 231... Mothers-in-law

PSYCHOLOGY 232... Appear to Be Listening

PSYCHOLOGY 233... Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECONOMICS 001... Cheaper to Keep Her


 PART 2. COLLEGE SEX EDUCATION COURSES FOR WOMEN

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that women need (or ought) to be trained for marriage, even though they've been planning their wedding for 22 years .... We offer aTWO-YEAR DEGREE in Female Arts.

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Woman. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be the better half of a household as well as earn an FA degree (Female Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

WOMEN 101... Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

FINANCE 200... The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

WOMEN 102... Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday

WOMEN 140... Parties: Going Without New Outfits  

BATHROOM ETIQUETTE I... Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

BATHROOM ETIQUETTE II... His Razor Is His

COMMUNICATION SKILLS I... Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First

COMMUNICATION SKILLS II... Thinking Before Speaking

COMMUNICATION SKILLS III... Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

DRIVING 210... Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

WOMEN 204... Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share

COMMUNICATION 250... Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

PSYCHOLOGY 260... Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor

HOME ECONOMICS 324... Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon,Eggs and Butter

HOME ECONOMICS 325... Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption

HOME ECONOMICS 326... Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

WOMEN 301... Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

BIOLOGY 106... PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

SEX 107... Sex: It's For Married Couples Too

WOMEN 142... Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

SHOP 101... Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.

PSYCHOLOGY 400... "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?"-Why Men Lie.

ENGINEERING 320... TV Remotes: For Men Only.
 
I wish you much success in life. I hope you have a very happy day.

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