Country Life Is a Hoot
Hoosiers, Buckeyes, Highlanders,
Whatever They Call You
You'll Find Yourself In Here

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in the Country.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in the Country .      

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in the Country.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in the Country.

If "Vacation" means going six miles to the State Park for the weekend, you may live in the Country.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in the Country.      

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in the Country.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in the Country.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in the Country.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in the Country.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in the Country.      

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in the Country.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, but you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in the Country.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in the Country.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in the Country.      

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in the Country.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in the Country.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Country friends & others, you definitely live in the Country.

Thanks for stopping by. I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.


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