Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental. Doug Plank
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.John Madden
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell.Bo Jackson
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.Barry Sanders
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.Archie Griffin
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.Frank Gifford
Pro football gave me a good perspective. When I entered the political arena, I had already been booed, cheered, cut, sold, traded, and hung in effigy.Jack Kemp
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.Alan Shearer
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.Dave Barry
OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? 
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.Johnny Giles
Football Coaches Never Drop the Ball
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Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.Vince Lombardi
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. Mary McGrory
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. Gale Sayers
He had a God-given killer instinct. Al Davis of the Oakland Raiders talking about George Blanda
When in doubt, punt!John Heisman
  
Football Funnies
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.Duffy Daugherty
if winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?Vincent Lombardi
I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something.Dick Butkus
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. Joe Theismann
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.Heywood Hale Braun
I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.Steve Henderson
Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.Arnold Mandell
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.Sue Lawley
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.Terry Bradshaw
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.Elbert Hubbard
  
More Games to Play on a Football Field
Pavlov's Birds
An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football
field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and
down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the
field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field.
At the end of the summer, when it came time for the first Harvard home football game, the
referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle. The game had to
be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the
field.
The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.
  
More Football Jokes and Quotes
Football is not a matter of life and death.
It's much more serious than that.Bill Shankly
Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way. Elroy "Crazylegs" Hirsch
A famous football coach and his wife were talking...
Wife: You love football more than me.
Football coach: You're right, wife, but I love you more than baseball and basketball.
A famous coach tells the story of going to church before a big game. There he saw a player from the other team, lighting a candle and saying a prayer. As soon as the player left, the coach sneaked over to the candle and blew it out.
The Football Diet???? They say you have to walk the length of a football field to burn the calories in one M&M.
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