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22 Funny Things to Do and Say in an Elevator, Pictures, Too, Jokes and Pranks to Weird People Out

Next time you take the elevator, weird out the other people. Try one of these jokes or play a prank, while you are all trapped together in the box. Favorite elevator pranks are the invisible friend, flight steward, group hugs, and the button master. You'll get some goofy reactions, because people can't just ignore you, can they? Here are 22 funny things you can do and say in an elevator.

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Funny Elevator Door to the Stairs
  1. While you're standing in the elevator, CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

  2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner of the elevator facing the wall without getting off.

  3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the elevator doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

  4. push the button elevator prank
    Push the Button Elevator Prank
    GREET everyone on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

  5. MEOW occasionally.

  6. STARE At another passenger on the elevator for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

  7. SAY Congratulations, you broke the code. If you press the elevator button 3 times after it's already been pressed, it goes into "Hurry" mode.

  8. funny people on the elevator
    Funny Elevator People
    SAY -DING at each floor.

  9. SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons on the elevator panel.

  10. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

  11. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

  12. SAY Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival.

  13. darth vader rides the elevator
    Darth Rides the Elevator
    WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

  14. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone in the elevator.

  15. DRAW a little square on the elevator floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

  16. funny elevator wildlife
    Funny Wildlife on the Elevator
    WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

  17. PUSH the elevator buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

  18. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

  19. HOLD the elevator doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

  20. crowded elevator
    An Elevator Is Like a Phone Booth
    DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

  21. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

  22. PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

  23. SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

  24. CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
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Old Man on an Elevator


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