22 Funny Things to Do and Say in an Elevator, Pictures, Too, Jokes and Pranks to Weird People Out
Next time you take the elevator, weird out the other people. Try one of these jokes or play a prank, while you are all trapped together in the box. Favorite elevator pranks are the invisible friend, flight steward, group hugs, and the button master. You'll get some goofy reactions, because people can't just ignore you, can they? Here are 22 funny things you can do and say in an elevator.
Funny Elevator Door to the Stairs
While you're standing in the elevator, CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
- STAND silent and motionless in the corner of the elevator facing the wall without getting off.
- WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the elevator doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
GREET everyone on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
Push the Button Elevator Prank
- MEOW occasionally.
- STARE At another passenger on the elevator for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
- SAY Congratulations, you broke the code. If you press the elevator button 3 times after it's already been pressed, it goes into "Hurry" mode.
SAY -DING at each floor.
Funny Elevator People
- SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons on the elevator panel.
- MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
- SAY Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival.
WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
Darth Rides the Elevator
- TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone in the elevator.
- DRAW a little square on the elevator floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
Funny Wildlife on the Elevator
- PUSH the elevator buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
- HOLD the elevator doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
An Elevator Is Like a Phone Booth
- BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
- SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
Old Man on an Elevator
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