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funny yo mama fat jokes and insults92 Funny Yo' Mama Fat Jokes and Insults to Share from Sam's Awesome Humongous Collection


Yo' mama jokes come in 5 varieties: Yo' mama is so fat... Yo' mama is so dumb... Yo' mama is so ugly... Yo' mama is so poor... Yo' mama is so old... They are funny insults, all politically incorrect, and that makes them all the funnier. Yo' mama jokes are an acquired taste. But, like popcorn, once you get started, you can stop.

Funny Yo' Mama Fat Jokes and Insults

  1. funny yo mama fat jokes and insults Yo' mama is so fat, she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor.
  2. Yo' mama is so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
  3. Yo' mama is so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
  4. Yo' mama is so fat, she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light she starts eating.
  5. Yo' mama is so fat, she's half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
  6. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
  7. Yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
  8. Yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "Okay..."
  9. Yo' mama is so fat, she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.
  10. Yo' mama is so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket.
  11. Yo' mama is so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
  12. Yo' mama is so fat, she has to wake up in sections.
  13. Yo' mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
  14. Yo' mama is so fat, she walked into the Gap and filled it.
  15. Yo' mama is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
  16. Yo' mama is so fat, she comes at you from all directions.
  17. Yo' mama is so fat, when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets.
  18. Yo' mama is so fat, she uses two buses for roller-blades.
  19. Yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
  20. Yo' mama is so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
  21. funny yo mama fat jokes and insults Yo' mama is so fat, Weight Watchers won't look at her.
  22. Yo' mama is so fat, the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
  23. Yo' mama is so fat, she put on some BVDs and by the time she got them on, they spelled "boulevard."
  24. Yo' mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
  25. Yo' mama is so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
  26. Yo' mama is so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
  27. Yo' mama is so fat, when she's standing on a corner, police drive by and say, "Hey! Break it up!"
  28. Yo' mama is so fat, she's been declared a natural habitat for condors.
  29. Yo' mama is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
  30. Yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
  31. Yo' mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
  32. funny yo mama fat jokes and insults Yo' mama is so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain.
  33. Yo' mama is so fat, when she runs the fifty-yard dash, she needs an overnight bag.
  34. Yo' mama is so fat, she can't even fit in the chat room.
  35. Yo' mama is so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto body.
  36. Yo' mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people holler, "Taxi!"
  37. Yo' mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
  38. Yo' mama is so fat, she could sell shade.
  39. Yo' mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
  40. Yo' mama is so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
  41. Yo' mama is so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.
  42. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
  43. Yo' mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
  44. Yo' mama is so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
  45. Yo' mama is so fat, her graduation picture was an aerial photograph!
  46. funny yo mama fat jokes and insults Yo' mama is so fat, her job title is spoon and fork operator!
  47. Yo' mama is so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip-flops.
  48. Yo' mama is so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
  49. Yo' mama is so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
  50. Yo' mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
  51. Yo' mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
  52. Yo' mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says "To be continued."
  53. Yo' mama is so fat, she sat on a dollar, and when she got up there were four quarters.
  54. funny yo mama fat jokes and insults Yo' mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
  55. Yo' mama is so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
  56. Yo' mama is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
  57. Yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
  58. Yo' mama is so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says "Maximum occupancy, 512, or Yo' mama."
  59. Yo' mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
  60. Yo' mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
  61. Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
  62. Yo' mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
  63. Yo' mama is so fat, when she ges to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
  64. Yo' mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
  65. Yo' mama is so fat, she was zoned for commercial development.
  66. funny yo mama fat jokes and insults Yo' mama is so fat, when she sings, it's over for everybody.
  67. Yo' mama is so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
  68. Yo' mama is so fat, when she was walking down the street and I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
  69. Yo' mama is so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
  70. Yo' mama is so fat, when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy's word for it.
  71. Yo' mama is so fat, she gets group insurance!
  72. Yo' mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
  73. Yo' mama is so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
  74. Yo' mama is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
  75. Yo' mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
  76. funny yo mama fat jokes and insults Yo' mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten YEARS to live!
  77. Yo' mama is so fat, we're in her right now!
  78. Yo' mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!
  79. Yo' mama is so fat, her bellybutton's got an echo!
  80. Yo' mama is so fat, her bellybutton gets home fifteen minutes before she does!
  81. Yo' mama is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
  82. Yo' mama is so fat, when she tripped over on Fourth Avenue, she landed on Twelfth.
  83. Yo' mama is so fat, she's got her own area code!
  84. Yo' mama is so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call!
  85. Yo' mama is so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her!
  86. Yo' mama is so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
  87. Yo' mama is so fat, she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March.
  88. Yo' mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
  89. Yo' mama is so fat, she wears aluminum siding.
  90. Yo' mama is so fat, she could fall down and wouldn't even know it.
  91. Yo' mama is so fat, she got hit by a VW and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

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