How to Please a Man
What Guys Really Want From a Girl
Relationship Advice from a Man's Point of View

Girl, if you want to get along with me, you need to know some things. We always hear "relationship needs" from the female side. Now, if you want to please a man, here is relationship advice from the man's point of view. This is what men really want from a girl. If you need to understand your boyfriend, if you would like to please a man, take our relationship advice to heart. All you men know what I'm saying. These are 'OUR' needs! Please note... they are all numbered "#1" ON PURPOSE!

#1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

#1. Crying is blackmail.

#1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

#1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

#1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

#1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

#1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

#1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

#1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

#1. You have enough clothes.

#1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.