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37 Funny Error Messages from a Computer Operating System Gone Bonkers

Another triumph of computer technology comes in the form of funny error messages from your operating system. See one of these pop up unexpectedly on your screen, and your heart races in panic. The following are new error messages that are under consideration for the planned upgrades of operating systems:
  1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
  2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
  4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
  5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
  6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
  7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
  10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
  11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
  12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
  14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
  15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N).
  16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N).
  17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N).
  19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL.EXE & PAPER.SYS).
  20. User Error: Replace user.
  21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
  22. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
  23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
  24. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
  25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
  26. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster
  27. Access denied---nah nah na nah nah!
  28. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
  29. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  30. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
  31. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup.
  32. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
  33. (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
  34. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
  35. System going down at 4:45 this afternoon for disk caching.
  36. SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
  37. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.    


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