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Funny T-Shirt Jokes, T Shirt Humor
Funny T Shirt Sayings, Slogans, Ideas & Quotes


Here are all the funny T-shirt jokes, T Shirt humor, funny T Shirt sayings, slogans, ideas & quotes in one swell foop... eh, fell swoop. I collect funny t-shirt jokes everywhere I go. If you see my myopic eyes squinting at your t-shirt, don't take offense. I'm just collecting new material for funny t-shirt jokes.

Here come these funny T-shirt jokes, T Shirt humor, funny T Shirt sayings, slogans, ideas & quotes. Funny T-shirt jokes, T Shirt humor, funny T Shirt sayings, slogans, ideas & quotes like these are the stuff of history, sociology and psychology. Years from now, archeologists will study our funny t-shirt jokes and humor like cave art to find out who we were. And they'll be laughing their heads off.
  • Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)

  • That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)

  • Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.

  • Procrastinate NOW!!

  • Rehab Is for Quitters.

  • My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

  • I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That?

  • Party - My Crib - 2 A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)

  • Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.

  • ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.

  • West Virginia. One Million People,and 15 last names.

  • FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

  • I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.

  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

  • STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

  • DISCOURAGE INBREEDING. Ban Country Music.

  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Diseasewas already taken.

  • He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

  • Time's fun when you're having flies. ...Kermit the Frog.

  • POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on.

  • FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

  • HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.

  • A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

  • The Meek shall inherit the earth.... after we're through with it.

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for a pig.

  • WELCOME TO KENTUCKY Set your watch back 20 years.

  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.

  • IF THERE IS NO GOD WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?

  • Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!

  • The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

  • MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.

  • Computer programmers don't byte, They nybble a bit.

  • MOP AND GLOW Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.

  • NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-the-room-spinning medicine.

  • Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

  • On the back of a Harley Davidson t-shirt: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE GAL FELL OFF!

  • My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.


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