Funny T-Shirt Jokes, T Shirt Humor
Funny T Shirt Sayings, Slogans, Ideas & Quotes
Here are all the funny T-shirt jokes, T Shirt humor, funny T Shirt sayings, slogans, ideas & quotes in one swell foop... eh, fell swoop. I collect funny t-shirt jokes everywhere I go. If you see my myopic eyes squinting at your t-shirt, don't take offense. I'm just collecting new material for funny t-shirt jokes.
Here come these funny T-shirt jokes, T Shirt humor, funny T Shirt sayings, slogans, ideas & quotes. Funny T-shirt jokes, T Shirt humor, funny T Shirt sayings, slogans, ideas & quotes like these are the stuff of history, sociology and psychology. Years from now, archeologists will study our funny t-shirt jokes and humor like cave art to find out who we were. And they'll be laughing their heads off.
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Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)
- That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)
- Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
- Procrastinate NOW!!
- Rehab Is for Quitters.
- My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
- I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That?
- Party - My Crib - 2 A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)
- Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
- ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
- West Virginia. One Million People,and 15 last names.
- FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
- I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
- STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
- DISCOURAGE INBREEDING. Ban Country Music.
- They call it PMS because Mad Cow Diseasewas already taken.
- He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
- Time's fun when you're having flies. ...Kermit the Frog.
- POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on.
- FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
- HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.
- A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
- The Meek shall inherit the earth.... after we're through with it.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for a pig.
- WELCOME TO KENTUCKY Set your watch back 20 years.
- The trouble with life is there's no background music.
- IF THERE IS NO GOD WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?
- Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!
- The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
- MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.
- Computer programmers don't byte, They nybble a bit.
- MOP AND GLOW Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
- NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-the-room-spinning medicine.
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- On the back of a Harley Davidson t-shirt: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE GAL FELL OFF!
- My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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