Funny T-Shirt Jokes, T Shirt Humor
Funny T Shirt Sayings, Slogans, Ideas & Quotes

• Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)
  
  
• That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)
  
  
• Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
  
  
• Procrastinate NOW!!
  
  
• Rehab Is for Quitters.
  
  
• My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
  
  
• I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That?
  
  
• Party - My Crib - 2 A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)
  
  
• Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
  
  
• ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
  
  
• West Virginia. One Million People,and 15 last names.
  
  
• FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
  
  
• I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.
  
  
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  
  
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
  
  
• STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
  
  
• DISCOURAGE INBREEDING. Ban Country Music.
  
  
• They call it PMS because Mad Cow Diseasewas already taken.
  
  
• He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
  
  
• Time's fun when you're having flies. ...Kermit the Frog.
  
  
• POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on.
  
  
• FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
  
  
• HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.
  
  
• A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
  
  
• The Meek shall inherit the earth.... after we're through with it.
  
  
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  
  
• HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for a pig.
  
  
• WELCOME TO KENTUCKY Set your watch back 20 years.
  
  
• The trouble with life is there's no background music.
  
  
• IF THERE IS NO GOD WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?
  
  
• Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!
  
  
• The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
  
  
• MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.
  
  
• Computer programmers don't byte, They nybble a bit.
  
  
• MOP AND GLOW Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
  
  
• NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-the-room-spinning medicine.
  
  
• Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
  
  
• On the back of a Harley Davidson t-shirt: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE GAL FELL OFF!
  
  
• My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

Part 2, Funny T-Shirt Jokes, T Shirt Humor, Funny T Shirt Sayings, Slogans, Ideas & Quotes

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