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Best New Funny Jokes. Enjoy Yourself.
Laugh a Lot. I Love Funny Jokes
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Welcome to Surfer Sam and Friends. You'll find funny jokes, funny short stories and the best new funny pictures. You'll find new blogs about health, money, success and life. We've also got free ecards for you to email. So enjoy yourself here. I hope you have a very happy day.
 
 Funny Computer Jokes. Nerds, noobies, nitwits, nebishes and nabobs. Ahhh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again [more]
 Funny Joke of the Day, the funniest jokes on the Internet. Funny jokes for funny blokes. You're gonna have a good time !!
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 Redneck Romeo, Funny Redneck stories and jokes. "Lucy Mae," he hollered, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
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 Cheap Thrills. The ultimate feel-good jokes. Eight signs that your basketball team won't win the NCAA Championship. Plus cheap golf tricks, a cheap bird and a cheap romance. [more]
 Cute and sexy jokes about sex Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. The first time, he got seasick. The second time, his hat blew off. [more]
 Football Jokes and Quotes Part 1 Great players and fans score some winning jokes. You're a great football fan if your children are named Ditka, Heisman and O.J. [more]
 Redneck Love and Redneck Romance Part 2. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. Funny redneck jokes and pictures. [more]
 Funny Redneck Jokes. There's a little Redneck in all of us. Sasha's collection of outrageous Redneck jokes and pix brings us closer to our roots. [more]
 Purr - fectly Funny Cat Jokes
Bingo is a funny cat with her own web page. The paws that refreshes. Show me a good mouser and I'll show you a cat with bad breath. [more]
 Country Life is a Hoot. Funny country life jokes. Hoosiers, Buckeyes, Highlanders, Rednecks, whatever... you'll find yourself here. [more]
 My Job is All Funny Business. Funny job jokes and pictures. Yeh, I work with a bunch of monkeys. [more]
 Football Jokes and Quotes Part 2 He had a God-given killer instinct. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. [more]
 7 Kinds of Sex. It's funny, honey! What kind are you getting? The first kind is called Smurf Sex. This kind happens when you both meet someone and you...[more]
 Funny Golf Jokes and Stories. There are more clowns than usual on the golf course. As a result of overwork, executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses. [more]
 Funny Newspaper Articles. I read it in the funny papers. Newspaper headlines make the best jokes, plus funny pictures. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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 Funny Accidents, the Darwin Awards, celebrating the weird, the wacky and the witless. A facetious honor given to people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it.[more]
 Funny Retirement Jokes We may be over the hill, but we're sure not Under It. You young geezers will like this, too. Age is important only if you're wine or cheese. He was such a poor driver, the police gave him a season ticket. [more]
 How to change the oil in your car
After 24,000 miles it's about time. Funny story from Randy Redneck. The wrench hit Miss December and flawed her bustline. [more]
 Microsoft Jokes
Microsoft, it's always about YOU. So why did we devote a whole page to Microsoft jokes? Because nobody told us not to. No hard feelings, Mr. Softy. [more]
 Medicine is the best laughter.
Doctors tell the best jokes. There's no cure for dumb. I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.[more]
 Why Diet? Just Laugh the Pounds Away
Calories, Carbs and Cravings are all out to get us. But why are you even worried about dieting? I think you're perfect just the way you are. [more]
 The Good Old Days.
You'll enjoy them all over again. Looking back, it was the best of times, it was the worse of times. It was the wildest and craziest of times. And we survived it all. [more]
 Happy Birthday Party and Joke Fest
It's the Surfer Sam Birthday Invitational and you're invited to the chat room for a wild and crazy time. [more]
 Funny Jokes about Sex in the Chat Room. Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. We tried to keep it clean, considering the subject. You've been warned.[more]
 Insurance Companies hear the best jokes. Funny drivers tell funny stories. The best payoff is a really good laugh. And there's no insurance against dumb. [more]
 Funny drinking jokes.. Bartender, a round for everyone cause I'm buying tonight. Make mine a double with a chaser of chuckles. Bottoms up. [more]
 Are you an adult? 25 ways to know if you've grown up. "I just can't drink the way I used to..." [more]
 A Keg Party with Lots of Jokes on Tap. Beer, I'll drink to that! Cheers, mates! And remember to laugh responsibly. [more]
 Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Funny One-Line Jokes, Funny Slogans, Funny Bumper Stickers. See the 200 Best. Be Different. Be Fresh.
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 Kids Say the Darndest Things
Cute kids tell stories. Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.[more]
 Clothes can be funny. This talking t-shirt will keep you in stitches. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. [more]
 Interesting Facts About Trivia. The college collection. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer... [more]
 The Booby Prize in tribute to folks with a humorous aptitude for idiocy, lunacy and inadequacy. Their funny under-achievements take the pressure off the rest of us.
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 Shopping Hijinx Funny things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is dilly-dallying around. They'll never forget you.[more]
 Airplane jokes and flying stories. Great quotes from pilots and flight attendants. Fly the funny skies of Surfer Sam. [more]
How to change the oil in your car
After 24,000 miles it's about time. Funny story from Randy Redneck. The wrench hit Miss December and flawed her bustline. [more]
Party and Joke Fest
It's the Surfer Sam Invitational and you're invited to the chat room for a wild and crazy time. [more]
 The man's point of view. 49 Reasons Why The good, the bad and the funny. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.[more]
 Every day is Father's Day. Fathers say the darndest things. You'll smile at these jokes and quotes from dads. [more]
 The List. A cute story of friends. One day a teacher asked her students to list the names... [more]
 Funny Money
Brandon says money is the root of all jokes. [more]
 Funny Questions for the Universe. Tanya leaves no joke unturned. So, what's the speed of dark? [more]
 Funny Things My Mother Said. Funny things my mother taught me. Moms say the darndest things. Every day is Mother's Day. Mom is really funny. [more]
 Girls just wanna have fun. Goldie has the best jokes. Sock it to us, girl !! When the chips are down... the buffalo's empty. [more]
 Relationship advice about men. What men want. Understand your man. See your relationship as your man does. A man tells you his side of the story !! [more]
 A fresh pot of coffee-jokes and the amazing coffee bean game. Recharge your battery. Take a coffee break with Surfer Sam.[more]
Clothes can be funny. This talking t-shirt will keep you in stitches. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. [more]
Trivia Treasures. The college collection. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer... [more]
The Darwin Awards, celebrating the weird, the wacky and the witless. A facetious honor given to people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it. We honor the least evolved among us.[more]
Funny drinking jokes.. Bartender, a round for everyone cause I'm buying tonight. Make mine a double with a chaser of chuckles. Bottoms up. [more]
 Brianna has Warm Fuzzies to make you feel good.
Here's to your heart, your dream
and the difference you make. [more]
 College Courses for Men and Women. A Funny Twist on Sex Ed. Hey, I'm working on a degree in sex. [more]
 Golf Jokes and Funny Golf Stories
Dave proves that golf is a really funny sport. [more]
 Funny Books for Children. Here is a list of funny books for children that will never get published. We rescued them from the slush pile at the office of Simon and Shooters.
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 Funny fishing jokes, funny fish stories, jailbirds and jockeys.
Browser Bill is the best of his breed.[more]
 Doggone funny dog jokes and pictures. Part 1 Sparky is a funny dog with his own web page.[more]
 Kevin's Komedy Korner
Blonde jokes, cop jokes, plus Kevin
As Dolly Parton said, "I don't mind dumb blonde jokes, because I don't think I'm dumb... and I KNOW I'm not blonde." [more]
 Success is living the good life
Natalie has a Napalese Good Luck Mantra, called Instructions For Life. It promises you a successful life. Plus the Secret Surfer Game.[more]
 Omar is Born to be Wild
The dating game is played for laughs. Pickup lines and scrappy last words. [more]
 Doggone funny dog jokes and pictures. Part 2 Sparky is a dog with a funny bone and a second web page.[more]
 Funny Jokes from Teachers. Teachers know the best jokes and the kids have all the answers. Who's in charge here? Teachers have class!
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Shopping Hijinx Funny things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is dilly-dallying around. They'll never forget you.[more]
 Computers, airplanes, telephones, funny quotes from history.The newspaper USA Today ran an article disproving everything Wyatt has to say, but the laugh machine still works. [more]
 Funny Sayings About Life Life is funny stuff. Tarzan, cats, women, banks, mosquitoes and flying. Something funny is always happening.
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 Funny Error Messages from a computer gone bonkers. Another triumph of technology. Here are new Windows messages being considered for the planned upgrades of Vista. [more]
  Funny jokes and stories about marriage, brides, grooms, husbands and wives. Marriage is just a bed of roses. I love being married. Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. [more]
 Good Halloween Jokes and Stories. Yet another creature of the night approaches. Have you come for a trick or a treat? There's something spooky out tonight. [more]
 Redneck Love and Redneck Romance Part 1. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. Funny redneck jokes and pictures. [more]
 How to Do Housework Tips. Clever Housework Tips for Lazy People. Wise Wanda and Helpful Harry with their housework tips make housework go better, quicker and easier. [more]
Are you grown up? 25 ways to know if you've finally grown up. "Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up..." [more]
College Courses for Men and Women. A Funny Twist on Sex Ed. Hey, I'm working on a degree in sex. [more]
 Funny jokes for women about love, relationships, dating, single life and marriage. Join us for girls' night out. It wouldn't be the same without you. Happy Hour, wet T-Shirt Contest, Line Dancing and Last Call. Girls just wanna have fun! [more]
 Funny Baseball Jokes and Quotes. Funny Nathan swings for the fences. Our baseball team installed a new pitching machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 4-1. [more]
 Funny Lawyer Jokes. Lawyer, attorney, judges, trials and courtrooms are full of jokers. The legal jokes are funny. You be the judge! What disco am I at? [more]
 Jokes about Seniors, Social Security, Retirement, Old Age. Grandpa's got the games old folks play, oldies but goodies and lots of Laugh Lines. If you haven't developed ulcers, you're not carrying your share of the load. [more]
 Sales Jokes and Advertising Jokes. It's all funny business when Sam is in the room. How to sell just about anything. [more]
 Cute Little Jokes. Animal jokes, chicken jokes, light bulbs, people and puns [more]
 Funny Quotes and Famous Insults. It's a comedy roast with funny insults, great grudges and famous quotes. Heck, we can't all be perfect! [more]
I hope life brings you much success. I wish you a very happy day.
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