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From The Outrageous Funny Story Files...
The Best Funny Short Stories
Exceptional Emoticons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!
Send this to 5 people within the next hour
and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
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