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Funny Story About Fishing ~ Fishing With Frogs
I went fishing this morning
but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of whiskey
and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident
and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in Oklahoma.
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
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