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From The Outrageous Funny Story Files...
The Best Funny Short Stories
Goodbye Mom
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him
around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and
said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you
look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the
store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of
the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady
waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he
went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her
things, too."
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
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