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Wise Indian Chief
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a
ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Canadian government officials sent to
interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You've seen his material wealth. You've seen his progress. You've seen his wars."
The chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the
work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,
all night having sex."
The chief leaned back and smiled, ...............
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
(YOU'RE NOT JUST BLOWING SMOKE, CHIEF)
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
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