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The Best Funny Short Stories
Money, You Can't Take It With You
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of
his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved
money more than just about anything.
And just before he died, he said to his
wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and
place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the
afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he
died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, and the wife
was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a shoe box with her. She came over
with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money
in the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good person. I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
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