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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
There better be a reward.
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
California grown - 89 cents lb.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
$500 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
(You could substitute Husband on that last one)
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
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