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From The Outrageous Funny Story Files... The Best Funny Short Stories The World's Religions, Theology in a Nutshell
Taoism: Sh**t Happens.
Hare Krishna: Sh**t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Sh**t Happened Before.
Islam: If Sh**t Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Sh**t Happening?
Buddhism: When Sh**t happens, is It Really Sh**t?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Sh**t happens."
7th Day Adventist: Sh**t Happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Sh**t Won't happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Sh**t Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Sh**t Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Sh**t?
Mormon: Sh**t Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Sh**t Always happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Sh**t.
Just in the spirit of fun. No hard feelings?!!

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