Follow Sam
Simple, Easy, Free, How To Do It Articles
Surfer Sam Online + A Little Magazine
  Welcome, we're glad you're here. Life's a beach!
  HOME FUNNY PICTURES FUNNY STORIES FUNNY JOKES SELF LIFE SPORTS ECARDS GAMES HOROSCOPE
  WEB DESIGN ARTICLES BUSINESS HEALTH TRAVEL INVESTING COLLEGE BIOGRAPHY TECH FOOD MONEY


From The Best Funny Story Files...
Funny Story About School ~ The School Telephone

(This is especially for teachers.)

Here is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents  to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their  classes.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff  member, please listen to all your options before making a selection:"

"To lie about why your child is absent - Press  1"

"To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work- Press 2"

"To complain about what we do - Press  3"

"To swear at staff members - Press 4

"To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5"

"If you want us to raise your child - Press  6"

"If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7"

"To request another teacher for the third time this year- Press 8"

"To complain about bus transportation - Press  9"

"To complain about school lunches - Press  0"

"If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort:  Hang up and have a nice day!"

   

Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.

Put this info and link on your blog!
Just click, copy and paste.



Back to the Index of Best Funny Short Stories

Thanks for sharing!
You make good things happen.
Free and Easy
How To Do It Articles - Health, Money,
Success, Investing, Business, Happiness,Technology, Music, Books, Biography,Celebrities




  FRONT PAGE FUNNY PICTURES FUNNY STORIES FUNNY JOKES Q & A
QUOTES VIDEOS MUSIC VIDEOS GUESTBOOK TAXES MILLION $ BLOGS