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Who Has Worms?
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The
first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into
a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation "What can you learn from this demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
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