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Clickin' gits 'er big.

Hi - I love your website and find the jokes really funny. Would it be possible for me to use some of your jokes in my online journal? I have started a journal on housekeeping tips, etc. I would give you full credit as well as provide a link to your site. Thanks, I appreciate it! Regards Caroline
Caroline
- Friday, December 29, 2006 at 14:28:24 (PST)
In war, there ae no unwounded soldiers.
manuel
- Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 08:07:25 (PST)
Thank you from Sacramento. I'm new to your web site. I'm looking forward to strolling through it often. I'm 65yo semi-retired so I've got the time. So far, I'm enjoying very much your section on "The Good Old Days". Todays contrast is horrible to me. Thanks for bringing something positive into my wintery life and day's.


CL
Sacramento, CA - Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:34:47 (PST)
POLITICAL CANDIDATE

a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor in order to protect them from each other.

wisewampum
WA - Monday, November 06, 2006 at 09:08:14 (PST)
Got Smokes?
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Clickin' gits 'er big.


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bookworm
WA - Monday, November 06, 2006 at 09:05:14 (PST)
People may forget what you said. People may forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel.
bookworm
WA - Monday, November 06, 2006 at 09:03:23 (PST)
Opportunity only knocks once
unless you're in the bathroom.

babytalk
- Monday, September 04, 2006 at 07:10:06 (PDT)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.

tenting in tucson
- Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 13:12:56 (PDT)
First: Knock, knock.
Second: Who's there?
First: Goliath.
Second: Goliath who?
First: Goliath down, you looketh tired.

CowboyDan
- Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 13:07:34 (PDT)
Nasty Job
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Clickin' gits 'er big.

Question: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: Only two, but how the mice got in the lightbulb beats me.
anon
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 09:01:18 (PDT)
Hi everyone! Just got back from vacation in Colorado. Can't wait to get a post on the site.
cyndi
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 08:59:53 (PDT)
Add this to your site. I like it.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

grandpa33042
seattle, - Monday, July 31, 2006 at 16:52:29 (PDT)
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
jan
denver, colorado usa - Monday, July 31, 2006 at 12:32:11 (PDT)





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