Welcome, we're glad you came.  
  HOME ARTICLES FUNNY PICTURES FUNNY STORIES JOKES JOBS FREE CREDIT CARDS
  WEB DESIGN BUSINESS HEALTH TRAVEL INVESTING BIOGRAPHY TECH MONEY FIND A JOB






Welcome to Surfer Sam Dot Com Jokes and Blokes

Funny Jokes, Funny Short Stories, New Funny Pictures,
Blogs About Health, Money, Success and Life


Howdy! We're glad to see ya!
Welcome to Surfer Sam and Friends. You'll find funny jokes, funny short stories and the best new funny pictures. You'll find new blogs about health, money, success and life. We've also got free ecards for you to email. So enjoy yourself here. I hope you have a very happy day.


Should I Buy Gold? How to profit from the gold boom when you buy gold, coins, bars, jewelry, gold stocks, ETFs, and futures. Get in on the action. Continue

Funny Accidents, the Darwin Awards, celebrating the weird, the wacky and the witless. A facetious honor given to people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it.Continue

Funny T-Shirt Jokes Humor Sayings Slogans Ideas and Quotes. Clothes can be funny. Be different, be fresh. It's here

Shopping Hijinx Funny things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is dilly-dallying around. They'll never forget you.Continue

Funny Redneck Jokes
There's a little Redneck in all of us
. Sasha's collection of outrageous Redneck jokes and pix brings us closer to our roots. Continue

Cute and sexy jokes about sex Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. The first time, he got seasick. The second time, his hat blew off. Continue

how to buy a diamond ringHow to Buy a Diamond Ring Find out how to save money when you buy a good diamond. The carat size, the clarity, the color and the cut. Pictured is the Hope Diamond.Continue

Football Jokes and Quotes Part 1 Great players and fans score some winning jokes. You're a great football fan if your children are named Ditka, Heisman and O.J. Continue

Funny Retirement Jokes We may be over the hill, but we're sure not Under It. You young geezers will like this, too. Age is important only if you're wine or cheese. He was such a poor driver, the police gave him a season ticket. Continue

Is Google a Good Investment?
How well do you know Google? A guide to the Hercules of the Internet, advertising, business and finance. Continue

Medicine is the best laughter.
Doctors tell the best jokes. There's no cure for dumb. I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.Continue

How to change the oil in your car
After 24,000 miles it's about time. Funny story from Randy Redneck. The wrench hit Miss December and flawed her bustline. Continue

Microsoft Jokes
Microsoft, it's always about YOU. So why did we devote a whole page to Microsoft jokes? Because nobody told us not to. No hard feelings, Mr. Softy. Continue

How to Sell Like a Champion
Secrets of Champion Sales People. 45 Tips for Successful Selling. Prospecting, contacting, the sales presentation, closing the sale. Continue

Why Diet? Just Laugh the Pounds Away
Calories, Carbs and Cravings are all out to get us. But why are you even worried about dieting? I think you're perfect just the way you are. Continue

The Good Old Days.
You'll enjoy them all over again. Looking back, it was the best of times, it was the worse of times. It was the wildest and craziest of times. And we survived it all. Continue

Happy Birthday Party and Joke Fest
It's the Surfer Sam Birthday Invitational and you're invited to the chat room for a wild and crazy time. Continue

Funny Jokes about Sex in the Chat Room. Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. We tried to keep it clean, considering the subject. You've been warned.Continue

funny insurance jokesInsurance Companies hear the best jokes. Funny drivers tell funny stories. The best payoff is a really good laugh. And there's no insurance against dumb. Continue

Funny drinking jokes.. Bartender, a round for everyone cause I'm buying tonight. Make mine a double with a chaser of chuckles. Bottoms up. Continue

My Vacation Hiking the Grand Canyon , a Cheap Arizona Vacation. Havasu Falls, Mooney Falls, five friends, five days and a taste of Eden. [more]

Football Jokes and Quotes Part 2 He had a God-given killer instinct. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. Continue

Are you an adult? 25 ways to know if you've grown up. "I just can't drink the way I used to..." Continue

My Job is All Funny Business. Funny job jokes and pictures. Yeh, I work with a bunch of monkeys. Continue

College Courses for Men and Women. A Funny Twist on Sex Ed. Hey, I'm working on a degree in sex. Continue

A Keg Party with Lots of Jokes on Tap. Beer, I'll drink to that! Cheers, mates! And remember to laugh responsibly. Continue

Redneck Love and Redneck Romance Part 2. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. Funny redneck jokes and pictures. Continue

Quotations of famous women. Famous and funny women speak out. Enjoy the wit and wisdom of Jane Austen, Coretta Scott King, Carol Burnett, and Cher. Continue

funny quotes sayings one-line jokes slogans bumper stickersFunny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Funny One-Line Jokes, Funny Slogans, Funny Bumper Stickers. See the 200 Best. Be Different. Be Fresh. Continue

kids say the darndest thingsKids Say the Darndest Things
Cute kids tell funny stories. Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.Continue

A Cute Christmas Story. You'll feel warm all over. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was feeling like the world had caved in on me because... Continue

Interesting Facts About Trivia. The college collection. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer... Continue

Investment Fraud Exposed
The pitch, the sucker, the swindle, the con. How to smell an investment scam. Recently, Jerry saw first-hand how a stock fraud is run. Continue

Good quotes about life. All new wit and wisdom from J.K. Rowling, Oscar Wilde, Plato and Proust. Continue



>> Please return to the top.

More 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10




Share this page with someone, by Email, Twitter, Digg, StumbleUpon, and your favorite social site Share


When Can I Collect Social Security Benefits? Know what you're entitled to. Were you born before or after 1960? You can retire at the normal age, early or later. See what Social Security will pay you. Easy, how to do it. here -->

How Much Does It Cost to Buy a Franchise Business. Check out this list of costs for a major franchise like McDonald's, Subway, Great Clips, H&R Block, Hampton Inns, 7-Eleven, Dunkin Donuts. Easy, how to do it. here -->

8 Places You Can Get Free Legal Music Downloads. It's easy and legal for your iPod or MP3 player. Famous artists, great songs, new singers, pop, rock, country, hip-hop, classical. here -->

Should I Rollover My 401k Retirement Account. Easy, step by step, how to do it. There are many advantages when you rollover your 401k into an IRA. Get started here -->

12 Ways to Save Money on Car Insurance. Easy, step by step, how to do it. Put the cash back in your pocket, now and every year. Don't pay more for car insurance than you have to. here -->

how to back up your computerHow to Back Up Your Computer. Easy, step by step, how to do it. 8 ways to back up, depending on how many files you have. An ounce of prevention saves your music, photos, documents and videos, before it's too late. Start --> here

How to Buy Stocks Online. Easy, step by step, how to do it. Choose a stockbroker. Know what type of account to request. You don't need much money to get started here -->

3-Day Detox Diet Plan for weight loss that works. A diet to cleanse your body and refresh your mind. It's healthy and easy to follow. Nothing to buy. It's Here -->

what kind of small business should i startWhat Kind of Small Business Should I Start? 17 ideas for a new small business. These ideas require little capital, no prior experience and are easy to start. Opportunity is knocking --> Here

should i refinance my home mortgageShould I Refinance My Home Mortgage. How much does it cost? You can save money and lower your monthly payments when you refinance. Do it like this --> Continue

how-to-invest-in-silverHow to invest in silver. What you absolutely must know about silver so you can make money in silver. What is the attraction of silver investments in these uncertain times? Continue

Is an Annuity Insurance Retirement Plan best for you? Are you worried that you will outlive your money, or lose your savings in the stock market? Annuities guarantee that you won't outlive your money, even when you reach 100 years old. Continue

famous modern architects and their workFamous Modern Architects and Their Work. Modern architecture uses unusual new materials and computer design to create original works of art. These buildings are free form, fun and inspiring. With pictures Continue

How to Get More Work Done in Less Time. 20 tips for the job, work, office and home to get more hours in your day. Do you feel that you have too much to do and not enough time to do it in? Accomplish more at work, while you simplify your life. It's here

57 New Businesses You Can Start With No Money Most people don't know about these ideas. Products and services and tips to start a successful business. Begin small, out of your home, and start earning quickly. Continue

Start a New Small Business. Best new business start-up ideas, planning and opportunities. The secret of a successful start-up is... Continue

Should I Buy an Index Fund? Good advice about Investing in stock index funds. How much money will you make? You can buy 500 companies for $100 with an Index Fund. Investing in Index Funds is still the best choice.Continue

The Best Cell Phone Plan and the Best Cell Phone Service. New features, costs and benefits, plus the new smart phones. Change is in the air. Continue

Free Money for College. Claim your college cash. Free scholarships, free financial aid, and free grants. You don't have to be a straight A student to get a scholarship. Continue

how to get customers using social networksHow You Can Get Customers Using Free Social Networks, like Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. See the success stories of well-known businesses, and then use them yourself. Continue

How to Sell Like a Champion Secrets of Champion Sales People. 45 Tips for Successful Selling. Prospecting, contacting, the sales presentation, closing the sale. Continue

Ten Sights to See in Washington D.C.. Washington, D.C., our nation's capital, is a cosmopolitan city rich in history. Its many museums, government buildings, monuments and zoo make it a popular destination for tourists. Continue

how to pay for collegeHow to Pay for College. Smart ways to plan and pay for your college education without going broke. Ease the tuition squeeze. Continue

sales jokes and advertising jokesSales Jokes and Advertising Jokes. It's all funny business when Sam is in the room. How to sell just about anything. Continue

ETFs, Exchange Traded Funds, are a Great Investment Strategy They trade like stocks and keep pace with the famous stock indexes. How soon before ETFs replace mutual funds? Continue