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Welcome to Surfer Sam and Friends. You'll find funny jokes, funny short stories and the best new funny pictures. You'll find new blogs about health, money, success and life. We've also got free ecards for you to email. So enjoy yourself here. I hope you have a very happy day.


Should I Buy Gold? How to profit from the gold boom when you buy gold, coins, bars, jewelry, gold stocks, ETFs, and futures. Get in on the action. Continue

Funny Accidents, the Darwin Awards, celebrating the weird, the wacky and the witless. A facetious honor given to people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it.Continue

Investment Fraud Exposed
The pitch, the sucker, the swindle, the con. How to smell an investment scam. Recently, Jerry saw first-hand how a stock fraud is run. Continue

Shopping Hijinx Funny things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is dilly-dallying around. They'll never forget you.Continue

Funny Redneck Jokes
There's a little Redneck in all of us
. Sasha's collection of outrageous Redneck jokes and pix brings us closer to our roots. Continue

Cute and sexy jokes about sex Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. The first time, he got seasick. The second time, his hat blew off. Continue

how to buy a diamond ringHow to Buy a Diamond Ring Find out how to save money when you buy a good diamond. The carat size, the clarity, the color and the cut. Pictured is the Hope Diamond.Continue

Football Jokes and Quotes Part 1 Great players and fans score some winning jokes. You're a great football fan if your children are named Ditka, Heisman and O.J. Continue

Funny Retirement Jokes We may be over the hill, but we're sure not Under It. You young geezers will like this, too. Age is important only if you're wine or cheese. He was such a poor driver, the police gave him a season ticket. Continue

Is Google a Good Investment?
How well do you know Google? A guide to the Hercules of the Internet, advertising, business and finance. Continue

Medicine is the best laughter.
Doctors tell the best jokes. There's no cure for dumb. I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.Continue

How to change the oil in your car
After 24,000 miles it's about time. Funny story from Randy Redneck. The wrench hit Miss December and flawed her bustline. Continue

Microsoft Jokes
Microsoft, it's always about YOU. So why did we devote a whole page to Microsoft jokes? Because nobody told us not to. No hard feelings, Mr. Softy. Continue

How to Sell Like a Champion
Secrets of Champion Sales People. 45 Tips for Successful Selling. Prospecting, contacting, the sales presentation, closing the sale. Continue

Why Diet? Just Laugh the Pounds Away
Calories, Carbs and Cravings are all out to get us. But why are you even worried about dieting? I think you're perfect just the way you are. Continue

The Good Old Days.
You'll enjoy them all over again. Looking back, it was the best of times, it was the worse of times. It was the wildest and craziest of times. And we survived it all. Continue

Happy Birthday Party and Joke Fest
It's the Surfer Sam Birthday Invitational and you're invited to the chat room for a wild and crazy time. Continue

Funny Jokes about Sex in the Chat Room. Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. We tried to keep it clean, considering the subject. You've been warned.Continue

funny insurance jokesInsurance Companies hear the best jokes. Funny drivers tell funny stories. The best payoff is a really good laugh. And there's no insurance against dumb. Continue

Funny drinking jokes.. Bartender, a round for everyone cause I'm buying tonight. Make mine a double with a chaser of chuckles. Bottoms up. Continue

Hiking the Grand Canyon, an Arizona holiday vacation. Havasu Falls, Mooney Falls, five friends, five days and a taste of Eden. Continue

Football Jokes and Quotes Part 2 He had a God-given killer instinct. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. Continue

Are you an adult? 25 ways to know if you've grown up. "I just can't drink the way I used to..." Continue

My Job is All Funny Business. Funny job jokes and pictures. Yeh, I work with a bunch of monkeys. Continue

College Courses for Men and Women. A Funny Twist on Sex Ed. Hey, I'm working on a degree in sex. Continue

A Keg Party with Lots of Jokes on Tap. Beer, I'll drink to that! Cheers, mates! And remember to laugh responsibly. Continue

Redneck Love and Redneck Romance Part 2. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. Funny redneck jokes and pictures. Continue

Quotations of famous women. Famous and funny women speak out. Enjoy the wit and wisdom of Jane Austen, Coretta Scott King, Carol Burnett, and Cher. Continue

funny quotes sayings one-line jokes slogans bumper stickersFunny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Funny One-Line Jokes, Funny Slogans, Funny Bumper Stickers. See the 200 Best. Be Different. Be Fresh. Continue

kids say the darndest thingsKids Say the Darndest Things
Cute kids tell funny stories. Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.Continue

A Cute Christmas Story. You'll feel warm all over. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was feeling like the world had caved in on me because... Continue

Interesting Facts About Trivia. The college collection. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer... Continue

Clothes can be funny. This talking t-shirt will keep you in stitches. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. Continue

Good quotes about life. All new wit and wisdom from J.K. Rowling, Oscar Wilde, Plato and Proust. Continue



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