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Funny snake
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Yeah, that's the sweet spot.




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Funny ladder
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Pool of water, metal ladder, bare feet. Plug it in, boys.

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Animated Dolphins
animated dolphins
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Funny dancer
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Wind her up
and watch her go.


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Funny two-legged horse
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Giddyup.