Short Funny Jokes... I Love Funny Jokes
Funny Rednecks, Golf and Blondes Jokes

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG THIS WEEK
I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

You might be a Redneck if....
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Sign hanging In a Podiatrist's office: ........
"Time wounds all heels."

** JOKIE ** If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.

She Was Soooo Blonde......
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening...

Procrastinating Pete sez...
I believe that if anything is worth doing,
it would have been done already.

VENI, VEDI, VISA.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

*JOKIE* Reading a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

When we were kids, the worst thing you could get
from the opposite sex was cooties.

* JOKIE * You Know Your Health Plan Is On The Cheap
when you have to use a pedal-powered dialysis machine.

Q: What's that you've got in your pocket?
A: Uh, golf balls.
Q: Oh, does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?

You know you're addicted to golf if...
Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime

Joke??? When the help wanted ad says "Opportunity of a lifetime",
it means you will not find a lower salary for so much work.

You might be a Redneck if...
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.

Don't Want to Hear This During Surgery...
Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys...
and this guy's got two of 'em.

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.    

May life bring you much success.
I hope you have a very happy day.

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