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Funny Doctors, Diets and Silly Jokes

You might be a Redneck if...
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Diet Tip... Here's a great way to beat the dieting blues.
When you step on the scale... ...Pretend it's your IQ!

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Bartender: Your wife will probably hit the ceiling when you get home!
Drunk: I know. She’s a lousy shot.

A sex therapist asked the alien, " Do you smoke after sex?"
The alien replied, " I don't know. I never looked."

Work is like a rodeo. You put up with a lot of bull and there's always some clown wanting all the attention.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

A Weight Watcher friend of mine gave up on food and took up crafts.
This year she's building a refrigerator with her glue gun.

My husband is on a seafood diet. Every time he sees food, he eats.

Patient: Doctor, do you think cranberries are healthy?
Doctor: I've never heard one complain.

Diet Jokie... You are overweight if you are living beyond your seams.

You know you're getting old when...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.    

May life bring you much success.
I hope you have a very happy day.

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