Short Funny Jokes... I Love Funny Jokes
Doctors, Lawyers, Blondes and Redheads

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG THIS WEEK
I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

Funny! A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

Didja know? When you sneeze,
all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

Lulu had a rose named for her.
But she was not pleased to read the catalog description,
"No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

Daffynition: Hypochondriac: One who enjoys poor health.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Sign on an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

*JOKIE* There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Joke.... You might be a Redneck
If your `huntin dawg' cost more than
the truck you drive him around in.

One blonde asked another blonde,
'Which is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde said "Hellooo, can you see Florida ?"

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG THIS WEEK
"I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few"

I was dating a blonde, and I was embarrassed to tell her that I was seeing a psychiatrist. But she didn't care. She was seeing a psychiatrist, too, and two plumbers, a bartender and a butcher.

The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into heaven. Of course, he had to check out after 48 hours.

Doctor to patient: I'm stumped. We'll have to wait for the autopsy.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

The wife said, "I look fat and ugly. I need a compliment."
Her husband replied, "Your eyesight's perfect."
That's when the fight started.

Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? Doctor: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

What is God's first name?
It's Andy. I learned it from the song,
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me,
Andy tells me I am his own.

You know your health plan is on the cheap if
The doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.    

May life bring you much success.
I hope you have a very happy day.

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