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Short Funny Jokes, Rednecks, Doctors, Blonde Boy and Funny Business


Where are all these Rednecks we hear about in jokes? And the doctors and blondes? Have they all disappeared, like milkmen, stage coaches, and buggy whips? Thank goodness we're keeping their memory alive, and passing it along in these jokes. And there's a little bit of Redneck and blonde in all of us.

You might be a Redneck if you've ever used a duck whistle to call your husband.

Short Funny Jokes. Take your pick.
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  1. You might be a Redneck if...
    You can burp and say your name at the same time.

  2. THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG THIS WEEK
    Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause She Might Win.

  3. You Might be a redneck if...
    You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."

  4. Patient: My doctor is great. He has more degrees than a thermometer.

  5. Teamwork ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

  6. #Joke I ASKED MY HUSBAND
    if he wanted to renew our wedding vows.
    He got so excited.
    He thought they had expired.

  7. Doctor says to patient: You've got to ease up on the sports. You've got jogger's knee, golfer's toe, tennis elbow and - worst of all - boxer's brain.

  8. * Help Wanted Ad *
    Person wanted to work in dynamite factory.
    Must be willing to travel.

  9. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
    does that mean the other one enjoys it?

  10. You might be a Redneck if...
    You've ever used a duck whistle to call your husband.

  11. * Jokie * Sometimes I think war is
    God's way of teaching us geography.

  12. You know you're over the hill when...
    It takes twice as long to look half as good.

  13. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
    And did you just try singing the two songs out loud?

  14. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

  15. What's the difference
    between our football team and a dollar bill?
    You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

  16. True or False? In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
    That's true !!

  17. A tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

  18. Blonde Boy thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

  19. In Science the credit goes
    to the person who convinces the world,
    not to the person who first had the idea.
    Sir Francis Darwin said that.    

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